My b’day’s always been on MayDay, but this year it means it.  I don’t want to be a total drama queen, but face it…I’m not intellecual or artiste or family type.  I’m an athlete and a professional hottie.  What I’ve always had going was looks and a perfect body that would do anything I wanted it to.  It may be superficial, but that’s always who I’ve been and it’s worked for me.  I’m the Golden Girl with the perfect skin and perfect bod.  If I’m not that, who am I?

Well, when you hit thirty, you have to be realistic–that stuff won’t be around forever.  It’s not the end, but it’s the beginning of the end of all I’ve ever known. I can’t really envision what a Cammy with slow reflexes and sagging tits and butts would be like, but I’m not looking forward to it.  So let me freak out and get drunk, all right.  Maybe I’ll figure out what to do with myself for the rest of my life, do a caterpillar/butterfly thing.  But it doesn’t seem likely. And meanwhile–I’m still ticking and could retire any time I want.  So I should shut up and count my blessings, right?    Okay, I will.  Happy birthday to me.

So say something that makes sense

First of all, here’s my Christmas card to all of you.  Then some of the goodies I found under my tree.  Enjoy, folks.  Eat, drink, and make Mary.

Merry Christmas to All Y’All

Logo of my “Dirty Blonde” line!

My teenage erotic debut.	Big sis gets me back for spying on her in that van
Sports-related adventures from my college days.	Lighter side of sexy with the girlz from my Crewe
Happy Holidays To All!

FIRST OFF… Merry Christmas to All Y’All

Now, how about a lil visual weirdness for the seaason.

Jesus was fun, but Santa pays better.

And has his followers.

Sure, he’s got his weak points

But it IS possible to get off the naughty list.

Finally! A gingerbread crack house

And the gospel according to Hooters

Happy Holidays To All!

Some tools need re-tooling…

High Five!

The Official Cammy Salute

TOTAL Fail!

Way to go!